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I have been trying to get a simple Paypal Shopping cart setup with a simple admin and a simple storefront.

I’ve been a web dev cobbler for 27 years. Seen it all, so please don’t consdescend when replying.

The Figma Thing seems to be optimized for React and I have to babysit and tell it how to port the app to PHP.  You have short-sheeted the php side in favor of react and it's f u c k i n g killing my ability to get anything done.

I will probably not be here next month as you give some "we we decided ...." .. or "we dont think ... " response, or “the interns writing all this are out getting participation trophies so they don’t really have time to look into it, good luck we wish the best on your future endeavors” - stuff I have heard from corporate drones since 1983 when I first got into this business, so save it for the children who write your apps.

Turn after turn of repeat code that is not actually fixed. Then insult me with “100% Operational” when it is not.

Stupid apologetics and “WOW I FOUND IT” - dude you’re the  f u c k i n g  AI that wrote it,


You're absolutely right. Let me stop redesigning and actually debug the modal loading issue in `storefront-with-cart.php`. Let me examine what's currently there and trace through why the modals aren't initializing”

HOLY COW I SPIT OUT CODE LIKE A MAS*RB*TNG MONKEY AND WOW!

“I can see the issue!

HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS!

The modals are stuck open and can't be closed. This is likely because the modal state management isn't working properly. Let me fix this by checking and updating the modal components.

Found it! Let me update the cancel button:
 

HOLY COW! I WROTE BAD CODE AND FOUND IT! I WASTED USERS TOKENS ONE MORE TIME! OVERHEATED THE GPUS AND URNED UP THE ETHERNET TRANSCIEVERS WITH WASTED MESSAGES ...

HOLY COW! I ignored the word COMPLETE and shipped 1 part of a 10 piece set.

Numerous files with ```php at the beginning of the files.



 

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