Make Access Model Great Again!

Why do I need to hire four senior consultants from McKinsey to figure out basic things about access, account permissions and seat permissions?
And even then, this focus group of top-of-the-class consultants has only a 13% success rate??
Do you know how much I pay for the McKinsey guys?? $2400/hour!! They have been at it for months and have made zero progress.

Please Make Access Model Great Again! Not that I can remember a time where it was great, but every movement needs a good catch phrase. Join the MAMGA movement now!!